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so i've been spending large amounts of my time watching tacky reality tv in the form of Top Model shows, worldwide. so far it's gravy all around. prize for the surprisingly charming and yet at the same time, on occasion, face-palmingly clueless goes to New Zealand's Top Model. because a middle aged white woman lecturing a young maori girl on her "attitude problem" three weeks in a row is not uncomfortable at all, natch. prize for the absolute tackiest goes to Britain's Next Top Model. first week: MODEL BOOT CAMP. second week: NAKED IN A BATH WITH MANGOES. third week: fake lesbians in "edgy" editorials! followed by surprise non-bootage of any girl, because it's hardly their fault that kissing girls is icky and gross and how can you expect them to act like professionals anyway it's not like they want to be models or anything no wait.

ps. america's top model? still the best. ilu tyra and your crazy, crazy personality. LET'S PRETEND TO BE ANTELOPES AND I WILL CHASE YOU AROUND THE ROOM, OKAY?

cm