fic: (and your past is not a rosetta stone), heroes, nathan/peter

(and your past is not a rosetta stone), by mumblemutter (cm+A.)
pg-13ish, peter/nathan, post the fifth stage, and spoilers up to there | ao3 link
peter goes batshit, here's how. (no, really. that's pretty much it. there are no nailguns involved, alas. except in spirit.)

note: the show ignores the rules of time travel sometimes. so did we.

( back and back to the future )

and so they say, baby for everything a reason

there is new heroes tonight y/y?

i don't know if i want to watch!

NO NATHAN OMG WHAT WILL I DO WHEN I NEED SOME PRETTY.

besides claire. and peter. and uh...the rest of the cast.

okay pretty and above the age of thirty-two. there we go.

ahaha co-journaller and i just watched a milo movie called Dirty Deeds. it's like the worst movie in the entire world, and milo didn't even have the decency to have good hair.

also he is a year older than zoe saldana, in case you were wondering. ETA: this is important because at some point he meets her and she calls him "kid." because he is eighteen in the movie. and she is...not. ha!

(also that was just about the only, the ONLY worthwhile scene in the entire movie.)

i want zoe and milo to make out on the set of Dirty Deeds because they're so inwardly horrified to be a part of that production they decide the only reasonable course of action is to get as drunk as they possibly can get in milo's trailer. and then of course the drinking leads to the making out, because that's what pretty people do. they drink, and then they make out. for our own amusement!

all this is distracting, you guys, i really don't want to watch the episode.

*pokes listlessly at eztv.it*

cm